Made My Day

Adolf Kitler

Cats that look like Hitler

28 Weeks

World's Smallest Bodybuilder

I would like to watch this little guy eat a chunk of cheese, his little hands turning it quickly under his teeth, mustache wiggling, and then he stops.... something has spooked him. He stands very still and sniffs the air. Something is not right, he thinks to himself, and darts back into the forest.

The Empire Apple

Boy, I love em! A nice blend of sweet and tart with a crisp, crunchy texture. Not soft and mealy but crisp, like a granny smith only more sweet than tart. Be sure to pick up your's today!

Womb and Stroller Envy

I wish I could be back in the womb. I wish someone would push me around in a stroller. Maybe I could hire that really tall Chinese guy from the Guiness Book of World Records to push me around in an oversized stroller. Even if it was only for a month or two. That would be fine.

Baby's First Thunderclap

Last night, a storm came through that seemed to produce only one thunderclap, lots of rain, but only one, very loud thunderclap. It happened around 1:00 am and woke me, Hayden, the cat and the unborn baby up. Shortly after the thunder clapped, Hayden felt a stirring in her belly and a few kicks. I wonder if it scared the baby. I would like to think that fear does not exist in the womb. I'm thinking it just woke the baby up and he/she was blissfully unaware of anything other than a loud noise - a muffled loud noise. When and why did we become afraid of thunder when we were kids? Or afraid of anything? I think it would have to be that time after you've gained knowledge of a thing but before you've gained enough knowledge of the thing to render it harmless, the wisdom to avoid it, the courage to confront it, or the love to.... conquer it? I dunno. I'm mad at that cloud for waking my baby up. And now, I gotta get back to work.